shygirl364:

Jimmy Fallon and animals

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i say i own a blog, but the truth is the blog owns me

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how I tell stories

• me: and then she was like
• me: and im like
• me: but then shes like
• me: then theyre like
• me: so i was like
• me: yeah like
• me: i know like
• me: ye

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pretentiousdooshbag:

let’s take a moment and appreciate my will power.

i don’t have tumblr savior

and i have managed the avoid the blackhole that is one direction

i feel like my will power deserves a standing ovation or something

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Stop it, Robin: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

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lordpayne:

putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares

putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going to the office you do a backflip out the window and land in a convertible driven by the president  

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